Tottenham exited Europe in the unfamiliar setting of Wembley but there was nothing unfamiliar about the sense of disappointment that followed.
Sir Alex Ferguson blamed his side's grey change strip for a 3-1 defeat at the Dell in 1996.
Former England and Newcastle captain Alan Shearer is to present a documentary on the link between football and dementia.
Arsenal full-back Hector Bellerin to Barcelona and James Rodriguez to Chelsea are two of today's emerging whispers.
Courtois has been linked with a switch to the Bernabeu since last season, and Marca reported that Real could make a move.
Funnily enough, the cardboard model actually looks decidedly more inviting that the real thing.