As you're no doubt aware, Arsenal were thwarted in their annual bogey fixture once again on Saturday when they suffered a narrow defeat against Stoke City at the bet365 Stadium.
Aggrieved by the result, one irked Gooner contacted the Stoke Police constabulary on Twitter in the aftermath of the match and attempted to report the Potters' 1-0 win as a "robbery."
However, the local force were ready and waiting with a pithy jibe of their very own.
apologies for the delay in replying. We've been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? #Banter— Stoke Police (@policingstoke) August 20, 2017
In fairness, Stoke Police did then check to see their...
Stoke manager Mark Hughes said new signing Jese had already made his mark in the Premier League after scoring the winner against Arsenal on Saturday.
Jese, who arrived on loan from Paris Saint-Germain earlier this week, enjoyed a dream debut, grabbing the only goal of the game in the second half.
Hughes told BT Sport 1: "It was a fantastic finish from Jese. Everyone has seen today what he is going to bring to Stoke and to the Premier League.
"He is an elite player, one that changes games for teams,...