A "mouth that never lies" is clearly something that cannot be said about those attempting to spice up their coverage of the newly opened transfer window.
If you have been following the ins and outs and maybe-not-after-alls of this summer transfer season, you will already be suffering from something of a headache after less than 24 hours of official business.
Still, things are fresh, the summer is young and the bouts of proper heavyweight public arm-wrestling are still to be commenced in earnest....
It's not often that CSKA Moscow and AFC Bournemouth will be talked about in the same sentence but along with QPR and Tottenham, they're some of the more memorable opposition teams where Manchester City have collectively lost their heads.
Across the club's history, there have been a number of occasions they've had two players sent off in the same fixture.