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As if his ego needed massaging any further, LA Galaxy striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic was afforded the honour of having a statue of himself unveiled in his hometown in Sweden on Tuesday afternoon.
Christian Ramirez recorded a brace, with his second tally as the game winner, as the Houston Dynamo outlasted the visiting LA Galaxy 4-2 on Sunday on the final day of the MLS regular season.
Ramirez's deciding goal came in the 83rd minute after a centering pass from Alberth Elis through the wilting Galaxy defense and allowed the Dynamo (12-18-4, 40 points) to end their tumultuous season on a winning note.
The loss and a victory by Real Salt Lake over Vancouver dropped LA (16-15-3, 51 points) into...