Dundee suffered a heavy defeat in their first game of the preseason schedule, though in fairness they were ever so slightly outnumbered by their opponents.
As part of a family fun day to launch the club's new away kit, the Dees squared off against a team of 100 local schoolchildren.
Addressing his young team in a prematch pep talk, coach Neil McCann instructed his players to specifically target his new signing, centre-back Jack Hendry.
"See the big guy? No. 22? You get him. Wherever he goes, you...