Randy Moss 'returns to football' with Charlotte Independence -- or does he?

Randy Moss made a dramatic return to football on Friday, "signing" a contract with the Charlotte Independence of the United Soccer League.

The 40-year-old former NFL star, now an analyst for ESPN, was featured in a video and news release the second-tier club put out announcing their newest player.

He put on his famous No. 84 jersey along with a pair of goalkeeper gloves, and mugged: "You see the name on the back. It's real. It's official."

But as much fun as it would be to believe, sadly it's neither...