The Toe Poke Daily is here every day to bring you all the weirdest stories, quirkiest viral content and top trolling that the internet has to offer, all in one place.

If you hadn't heard, there's a new "New Lionel Messi" in town and his name is Takefusa Kubo, who has just signed for Real Madrid.

The 18-year-old prodigy has joined Real's Castilla youth team from FC Tokyo, having previously spent time training in Barcelona's academy ranks earlier in his teens. That ended badly when FIFA ruled...

The Premier League transfer window is open. Click here to review all the latest transfers and, below, keep up to date with the latest gossip.

When does the window open in Europe? | QUIZ: Which club should you join?

TOP STORY: Man United among clubs after Cillessen

Catalan daily Sport reports that Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen is interesting a number of Premier League clubs, with Manchester United, West Ham and Everton all said to be possible destinations.

With David De Gea's future...

When Lionel Messi finally retires, few could argue against him being considered one of the game's best-ever players. He loves his job and has been doing it at an elite level for over a decade. He is recognized by his peers, his rivals and the entire world of soccer. He largely avoids controversy on the field and rarely speaks to the media, which limits the opportunities for anything other than his play to do the talking.

What he has achieved in his career stems from his prodigious talent but is...

The Premier League transfer window is open. Click here to review all the latest transfers and, below, keep up to date with the latest gossip

When does the window open in Europe? | QUIZ: Which club should you join?

TOP STORY: De Ligt puts Europe's finest on red alert

Ajax captain Matthijs de Ligt is causing a stir in the transfer market as the top clubs jockey for position to sign the youngster.

De Ligt reportedly feels that a move to Barcelona now might be too soon, while Marca...

The Toe Poke Daily is here every day to bring you all the weirdest stories, quirkiest viral content and top trolling that the internet has to offer, all in one place.

Jump to: Messi, Aguero try playing polo | D'Angelo Russell has his say on GOAT debate | 1,264 sleeps 'til Qatar: World Cup qualifying begins

Lionel Messi has revealed that he is regularly taunted by his son Mateo who, despite only being three years old, knows exactly how to wind his father up when it comes to football.

Speaking...

BARCELONA, Spain -- When Super Falcons striker Asisat Oshoala was a young girl growing up in Nigeria, her mum wouldn't give her money for food if she had been playing football on the streets with the boys.

You can imagine, then, how she reacted when, at the age of 15, she found out her daughter was going to drop out of school in pursuit of a career in the game.

"I actually stopped going to school because at some point I had a lot of problems with my parents," Oshoala told ESPN FC in May.

"They wanted...