How do you say angst in German? Never before have so many Bundesliga clubs -- six in total -- gone into the last weekend of the season not knowing whether they'll return to compete at the same level next August.
Matchday 34 promises almost unbearable drama and tension for those at the wrong end of the table. Here's a primer on the candidates for the German football version of Survivor, with a warning: It won't go down to a popularity vote on Saturday.
13. Hertha Berlin: 35 points, -15 goal difference