Harry Redknapp to sign Maria Sharapova for Birmingham?
Not that he's keen on being reminded, but when it comes to his transfer record, Harry Redknapp has garnered something of a reputation for plundering the footballing bargain bin over the years.
And so, with a potential rebuilding job to do at Birmingham City, it would appear that Redknapp has once again worked his magic by pulling off a coup with a big-name signing.
Classic Redknapp wheeling and dealing pic.twitter.com/JUqDyoHsJ1- tomfordyce (@tomfordyce) May 18, 2017
A big name with a faded reputation, European pedigree and a budget price tag? Sounds right up 'Arry's street.
Even so, Sharapova's probably still behind Niko Kranjcar and Sulley Muntari in the queue.
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