Oasis' Liam Gallagher laughs off Sergio Aguero to Man United talk
Having dropped in and out of the Manchester City first team, rumours have begun to circulate about Sergio Aguero's future under Pep Guardiola.
The speculation began over the weekend when The Sunday Times claimed that Jose Mourinho was preparing an "audacious" bid to bring the Argentinian striker to Manchester United over the summer.
However, the Daily Mail then followed up by reporting on Tuesday morning that Aguero would snub any potential transfer for fear of "tarnishing his reputation" at the Etihad.
Thankfully for anxious City fans, the tittle-tattle was then conclusively snubbed by one of the foremost authorities on the matter: that man being Liam Gallagher, former lead singer of Oasis and lifelong blue.
As if Sergio would sign for those bunch of jokers as you were MCFC- Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 7, 2017
Aguero is currently 10 goals shy of becoming City's all-time top goalscorer, and in 200 or so less appearances than Eric Brook, the man currently at the top of the list.
Regardless of Liam's posturing, we can't image Kun is going to call it quits with that kind of milestone in view.
Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.