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Grant Holt: The Wrestler

Toe Poke
 By Chris Wright

Goal scoring Brazilian fish branded 'new Neymar' after tail flip tricks

A fish -- yes, a fish -- in Brazil has been likened to Neymar thanks to its uncanny prowess in front of goal.

Details are a little thin on the ground, but the aquatic goal-poacher has become something of a local celebrity in Brazil after being filmed using its tail to whip a tiny football into a tiny net over and over again.

Of course, critics have suggested that Neymarfish has simply benefited from being a big fish in a small pond and that now is the time to really test his/her mettle with a summer move to a European aquarium.

Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.


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