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 By Chris Wright

Tino Asprilla's video of the century: T-Rex riding on a horse kicking a football

Every so often the footballing gods bestow us with a video so irresistibly glorious that we cannot help but fall in love with the game all over again.

Today, we're simply overjoyed to announce, is one of those days.

Presenting: Tino Asprilla's video of a Tyrannosaurus Rex... riding on a horse... dribbling a giant football.

"Teaching my horse Firulai to play football," he says.

Never say we don't treat you here at Toe Poke.


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