Marco Verratti is good at a number of things, beatboxing isn't one of them
He may well have out-passed every single other midfielder across Europe's big five leagues on his way to winning a domestic treble with Paris Saint-Germain this season, but it turns out there is at least one thing Marco Verratti can't do.
Appearing as a guest on a French television show, Verratti was pressured into having a go at beatboxing along with the live studio band. It immediately became apparent that this was a bad idea when the Italian started making wheezing noises akin to a flatulent walrus passing gas on a distant beach.
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Your day job, Marco; don't give it up.