Fan makes his girlfriend sit an Arsenal exam: She passes!
Obviously feeling that their relationship had reached something of an impasse and that his significant other wasn't pulling her weight in the football department, one Arsenal fan decided to make his girlfriend sit an Arsenal exam in a bid to really test their compatibility.
The exam featured a ridiculously professional-looking cover sheet, explaining that 50 marks were available and that all answers should be filled in using black ink, etc.
As it happens, the girl performed admirably, ending with a thoroughly respectable score of 87 percent (43.5 out of 50).
What's more, it later became clear after the results had been returned that an insufficient total pass percentage would have resulted in the relationship being terminated!
"Well done Saskia. As a result I will not be dumping you! (lucky you)," her assessment page read.
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However, the examiner did include a bit of constructive criticism, instructing her to focus more intently on learning all player positions, fully appreciating Alexis Sanchez's brilliance and, of course, the fundamental fact that "Tottenham are scum."