The prestigious "Worst Corner Kick Ever" crown has been with Wayne Rooney ever since his diabolical effort against Italy at the World Cup, but Keisuke Honda filed a genuinely strong contender for the title during AC Milan's friendly against Valencia Sunday night.
It's worth reminding you at this juncture that Honda is indeed a professional footballer.
Truly abysmal, but it didn't stop Honda from having another crack of the whip -- ballooning an almost-identical, but not quite as terrible, corner into the ether above the penalty area and then looking accusingly down at the turf in textbook fashion.
Please, Keisuke, we're begging you -- let someone else take the corners.
Lots of love,
Your concerned Milan teammates.