Try to remain calm but Marouane Fellaini HAS SHAVED HIS AFRO OFF.
We got complacent. We thought the day would never come. But now it has and we don't now how to cope. WE WEREN'T READY. WE WEREN'T PREPARED FOR THIS.
There's no easy way to tell you this: Marouane Fellaini has shaved his mountainous Belgian afro off.
We're guessing it's nothing more than a desperate attempt to trick Louis van Gaal into thinking he's some new guy promoted up from the reserves?
Won't someone spare a thought for the bad afro wig makers of the northwest?