Versace's hideous World Cup merchandise
You simply can't accuse the sartorially inflected folks over at Versace of not having their collective finger of the pulse of footballing fashion, as one look at their idea of World Cup merchandise will duly attest.
As described on their web store, the Italian fashion house's "Versace Loves Brazil" World Cup-inspired T-shirt features a gaudy "baroque print ... created using the colours of a Brazilian carnival, decorated with repeated images footballs and flowers."
"Gold chains and leopard print add luxury, while silhouettes of football players connect the glamour of Versace with the sportsmanship of Brazil"
Like it? Want one? First of all, we heartily suggest you book yourself in for a psychiatric test.
Secondly, you'll need to find a spare 410 pounds.
Yep, you read that correctly. Four hundred and ten pounds.