You know what it's like, millionaire players running around on a Premier League pitch, looking unhappy. On the touchline of Newcastle's game against Aston Villa on Saturday, Toon boss Alan Pardew has clearly thinks the idea of a 'winning smile' will work...
AC Milan have never been short of cash, but it appears they do love a free agent. With Mario Balotelli on his way out, it appears they could field a rather impressive looking XI next season -- all for the low, low price of nothing!
Milan XI (TOTAL COST €0): Lopez, De Sciglio, Mexes, Alex, Abate, Muntari, Essien, Cristante, Menez, Montolivo, Honda. Laugh or cry?- The Man In Milan (@TheManInMilan) August 21, 2014
The Ice Bucket Challenge has been getting a lot of attention, but has a player ever been welcomed into his new club by a half-naked fan pouring ice cold water over his own head? It could only happen to Mario Balotelli -- as the Liverpool supporter's back reads: "Why Always Me?"
With his side down 2-1 against Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga, we have a sneaking suspicion that Wolfsburg midfielder Junior Malanda will rue this absolutely risible nailed-on sitter of a miss.
Horrible, just... horrible.
Wolfsburg did go on to lose 2-1, so Malanda's miss was the difference.
But are we being too harsh? Did the ball carom off the bar too fast for him to react?
Should an elite player be expected to sc...
To the very day, Friday marks the 10th anniversary of Zlatan Ibrahimovic's famous twisty-turny solo goal against NAC Breda while playing for Ajax in 2004 -- one of the very first instances of the mercurial Swedish talisman "daring to Zlatan" to be caught on camera.
In order to commemorate this most momentous of days, Ajax have seen fit to officially mark the goal's anniversary by releasing a special tribute video for the occasion -- complete with a voice-over from the man himself.
With the whole thing getting a bit tired now, people are starting to look for new ways to spice up their ice bucket challenge videos.
PSV Eindhoven may just have stolen the show in that respect, with the Dutch club bringing in police water cannons after being challenged by Eredivisie rivals Ajax and giving their poor squad the icy soaking of a lifetime!
The Vine footage makes it...