Dagenham & Redbridge
Crystal Palace
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Real Madrid
Tottenham Hotspur
ESPN2 4:15 PM UTC Aug 4, 2015
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Bayern Munich
AC Milan
ESPN2 6:45 PM UTC Aug 4, 2015
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AS Monaco
Young Boys
6:45 PM UTC Aug 4, 2015
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Ajax Amsterdam
Rapid Vienna
6:15 PM UTC Aug 4, 2015
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Real Salt Lake
1:00 AM UTC Aug 5, 2015
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Thai Premier League player forced to abandon pizza for football

For those used to watching the Thailand Premier League regularly, having a game delayed by rain is no great surprise. However, sometimes even the players can find themselves caught short.

Nakhon Ratchasima striker Lee Tuck, who left England for Thailand in 2010, was due to line up against Suphanburi F.C. on Sunday but found himself sent home after a torrential downpour saw the match called off.

His first port of call was to pick up a pizza on the way home but, before he could even open the box,...

 By Chris Wright

Norrkoping captain Andrea Johanssen produces truly abysmal dive

There were embarrassing scenes in the Swedish Allsvenskan over the weekend thanks to a passage of spectacularly dreadful play-acting from Norrkoping captain Andrea Johanssen.

In fact, Johanssen might just have produced the worst, most pathetic dive we here at Toe Poke have ever seen -- and we've seen some truly terrible dives in our time.

With AIK striker Mohamed Bangura innocently pointing up-field, Johanssen walked up behind him and pressed his nose into the Sierra Leone international's outstretched...

 By Chris Wright

Belgrano keeper Juan Olave tucks into hamburger

With his side's Argentinian Primera Division game against Racing Club finishing 0-0, Belgrano goalkeeper Juan Olave was forced to keep himself amused at times due to a decided lack of goalmouth action.

After noticing that a Racing fan stationed behind his goal had thrown a half-eaten hamburger in his general direction, Olave simply picked it up and helped himself to a bite.

Mmmm. Nothing like a mid-game snack to keep the energy levels up.

 By Chris Wright

Cristiano Ronaldo buys agent Jorge Mendes a Greek island

Cristiano Ronaldo has a close friendship with agent Jorge Mendes.

With the pair becoming inseparable over the years, you perhaps won't be surprised to learn that Cristiano Ronaldo was given best man duties at his agent's wedding over the weekend.

Indeed, Jorge Mendes got hitched to his new wife Sandra in Porto on Sunday afternoon, with Ronaldo well and truly trumping everybody else in attendance by buying the newly wed couple a truly extraordinary wedding present.

According to Portuguese news source Move Noticia, the Real Madrid superstar gave his agent not a...

ESPN FC  By ESPN staff

Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't care about the FIFA scandal

Cristiano Ronaldo will not sit still while the FIFA corruption scandal is going on.

No, really, he literally won't stay seated if you ask him about it.

Ronaldo was on a sponsorship tour with Nike when he appeared on CNN en Español. When widely respected journalist Andres Oppenheimer had the gall to ask Ronaldo his opinion on the scandal that has engulfed football's world organising body, the Real Madrid superstar let him know just how he felt.

Ronaldo said: "Speak about FIFA? I don't...

 By Chris Wright

Manchester United hark back 90s with new home kit

With two weeks to go until the new season kicks off, Manchester United have finally got round to unveiling their new home kit for 2015-16 -- the first offering of the club's record-busting 10-year, £750 million supply deal with Adidas.

The new home kit harks back to the kits Adidas produced for United in the 1980s and early 1990s, with a few stylistic flourishes borrowed directly and intentionally from said classic strips.

The launch event was centred around the theme of "breaking expectations"...