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Blog - The Toe Poke

 By Chris Wright

Just like Bayern Munich, Pep Guardiola's trousers are on a tear

Bayern Munich may have breezed past FC Porto in the Champions League quarter-final second leg against FC Porto, but Pep Guardiola's animated instructions from the sideline caused him to rip his pants in the process.

On the night that his Bayern Munich side tore apart Porto, Pep Guardiola suffered a minor wardrobe malfunction as his trousers split during the 6-1 win Tuesday at Allianz Arena.

We've got no doubt they were an expensive pair but wonder, if Guardiola is a superstitious man, could he spend his Tuesday night with a needle and thread to repair the damage?

Pep's pants problem.

Meanwhile, after the emphatic triumph, Thomas Muller led the celebrations of Bayern players with the club's fans by grabbing a megaphone to lead...

 By Chris Wright

Manchester rivals put differences aside for night on the town

Several members of both Manchester City and Manchester United's Argentina/Spain contingent defied the interclub blockade to go out for a pleasant meal in one another's company on Sunday evening.

Along with their significant others, United's Marcos Rojo, Angel Di Maria and Victor Valdes, and City's Martin Demichelis, Pablo Zabaleta and Willy Caballero tucked themselves into their glad rags and headed into Manchester together for a bite to eat.

So much hideous denim in these photos. So much.

 By Chris Wright

Doncaster produce hilarious 14-second 'highlight' video after dismal 0-0 draw

While we didn't actually see the game ourselves, we think it's fair to assume that Doncaster Rovers' 0-0 draw with Fleetwood in League One on Saturday afternoon probably isn't going to go down as one for the ages.

Indeed, the largely featureless game finished goalless after 94 minutes of miscellaneous huffing and puffing, with more corners registered than shots on target by the time the full-time whistle shrilled around the Keepmoat Stadium.

In short, it was one of "those" matches.

Your heart, in...

Mourinho panicked by Fellaini mistaken identity at team hotel

Chelsea have one hand on the Premier League title after Eden Hazard fired them to a 1-0 win at Stamford Bridge.
Chelsea edge closer to the Premier League title with a 1-0 victory over Manchester United.
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he's pleased that his side dominated the match despite their loss against Chelsea.
Former Chelsea man Craig Burley breaks down how Jose Mourinho was content to sit back and let United play while still picking up all three points.
ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE: Eden Hazard (54') Chelsea 1-0 Manchester United

With his signature hair and eyebrows combo, you could be forgiven that Manchester United's big-lump-in-chief Marouane Fellaini has cultivated something of a unique look over the years.

However, it just so happens that the United midfielder's brother, Mansour, is the absolute spitting image of his twin sibling -- a genetic quirk that led to mass confusion in the Chelsea camp just a few short hours before Saturday's Premier League clash between the two sides.

With Manchester United arriving on the...

 By Chris Wright

Liverpool remove Mario Balotelli from POTY poll, then put him back

Mario Balotelli has not exactly shone in a Liverpool shirt this season, but did he deserve this?

You may remember just a few days back when we brought you news that Mario Balotelli was in with a genuine chance of winning Liverpool's Player of the Year award thanks to a campaign led by mischievous Manchester United fans to sabotage the official interactive poll on the Reds' website.

Faced with the very real possibility of having a shot-shy striker, who has managed just a few goals in a decidedly underwhelming debut season at Anfield, running away with their Player of the Year award, Liverpool...

 By Chris Wright

Jordanian keeper scores bizarre 'overhead kick' own-goal

Sunday afternoon saw bitter rivals Al-Faisaly and Al-Wihdat contest the Amman derby over in the Jordanian Premier League, with the latter recording a resounding 3-0 victory to further secure their place at the summit of the table.

However, Al-Wihdat can't take 100 percent of the credit for their resounding win, with Al Faisaly keeper Mohammad Shatnawi doing his bit and pitching in to notch his opponents' second goal of the game in utterly bizarre circumstances.

Having made a perfectly decent...