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 By Chris Wright

Newly appointed Wrexham manager punches assistant on first day

Newly appointed Wrexham manager Dean Keates has got off to a flying start to life at the National League club after injuring himself in training on his very first day. Somehow, Keates managed to sustain the injury during a bizarre sequence of events that came about during Tuesday's 2-2 draw against Barrow.

It all started when Keates accidentally punched assistant manager Andy Davies in the face while celebrating Wrexham's first goal of the night. His No. 2 then promptly returned the favour as the...

 By Chris Wright

Barcelona, Boro goalkeeper Victor Valdes launches dating app

Having made just a handful of appearances for Middlesbrough since his arrival in the summer, Victor Valdes has obviously been busy finding other outlets for his creative energy.

Indeed, Valdes is in the process of launching his very own match-making app, with the former Barcelona goalkeeper hoping to add "Hola Dating" to the iOS App Store and the Android Play Store very soon.

 By Chris Wright

Chelsea hail Nathaniel Chalobah's double nutmeg against Man United

Still basking in the afterglow of their 4-0 mauling of Manchester United, Chelsea took the opportunity to further revel in the result with a timely Instagram post.

Indeed, the Blues took time to hail the silky footwork of Nathaniel Chalobah, who came on in the second half and promptly set about taking out two opponents with a brazen double nutmeg.

Nathaniel @chalobah's double nutmeg against Manchester United! �� #CFC #Chelsea

A video posted by Chelsea FC - Official (@chelseafc)...

 By Chris Wright

Leeds vs. Norwich: All the 2s

Leeds' dramatic penalty shootout victory over Norwich in the EFL Cup proved to be a real game of numbers -- well, make that one number in particular.

For starters, the two sides managed to hammer out a 2-2 draw in normal time, which was watched by a crowd of 22,222 at Carrow Road.

Are you starting to see a theme develop here? Well, just to cap it all off, the full-time whistle was recorded at 22:22pm.

 By Chris Wright

Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho given pumpkin treatment

With a big Mancunian derby to gear up for, the staff at the Asda supermarket in Eastlands (literally across the road from the Etihad) have prepared a special Halloween-themed offering.

Ahead of Wednesday night's big game, the store staff proudly showed their creative flair with a pair of pumpkin-based tributes, one for Pep Guardiola and one for Jose Mourinho.

By ESPN Staff

RoboCup Challenge robot football tournament blighted by playacting

As if you didn't know, teams from the US and Australia met in the final of the RoboCup Challenge robot football tournament in Beijing on Monday.

Hailing from the University of Texas, "Austin Villa" took on a team from the University of New South Wales in the showpiece encounter that the former eventually won 7-3.

Sadly, it would appear that robotic footballers are just as prone to dabbling in underhanded gamesmanship as their human counterparts, with the final quickly descending into one huge dive-fest...