Consider this your warning. What you're about to see is so harrowing that it may affect your sleep patterns for months to come.
The latest edition of German football magazine 11 Freunde contains a preview of the forthcoming Bundesliga season -- and the cover is truly terrifying.
Specifically, it features the mash-up that nobody asked for and none of us ever needed to see: German coaches and Baywatch.
The team at 11 Freunde have taken an image of the Baywatch team, clad in the famous red swimsuits...