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 By Chris Wright

Poor goalkeeper with one of the most amazing own goals ever

Take a look at this terrible own goal in a short-sided match as the player kicked the net, rather than the ball.

If you've ever played 5-a-side football, you'll have witnessed more than a few calamities in your time -- missed sitters, howling errors of judgement and enough football-to-the-groin incidents to last a lifetime.

That said, even as proud veterans of the short-format game, we can't ever recall witnessing anything quite this hilarious as this farcical own-goal, as scored by a Scottish team recently.

Glorious. Utterly glorious.

 By Chris Wright

Liverpool spell new signing Adam Bogdan's name wrong on kit advert

Liverpool decided to welcome their latest crop of new signings on board by using their names in an advert to plug the club's new kits.

Christian Benteke, Robert Firmino, Danny Ings, Joe Gomez, James Milner and Nathaniel Clyne were all heralded accurately though that didn't stop the Reds from making a small but crucial error when it came to greeting their new back-up goalkeeper, Adam Bogdan.

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Football's zaniest characters - Ibrahimovic, Alves, Luiz, Balotelli

Football can, on occasion, be taken a little too seriously. Thank goodness, then, for the stars who bring a smile to fans' faces.

We've picked 10 of the most eccentric players still plying their trade.

Dani Alves

Dani Alves wig Brazil Barcelona
Barcelona and Brazil right-back Dani Alves wears his heart on his sleeve when on the pitch, and while off it, he's not afraid to push the boundaries of fashion.

Andrey Arshavin

Andrey Arshavin camera Euro 2008 Russia v Netherlands
Former Russia and Arsenal forward Andrey Arshavin is not one to take football too seriously, as evidenced by the way he often plays the game with a shrug of the shoulders.

Mario Balotelli

Mario Balotelli why always me
Whether he's driving his camouflage car around town or revealing his latest goal celebration, Liverpool and Italy striker Mario Balotelli is never too far away from making the headlines.

Antonio Cassano

Antonio Cassano Italy France underwear pants Euro 2008
Here's a photograph of Antonio Cassano celebrating Italy's 2-0 win over France in Euro 2008. That is all.

Emmanuel Eboue

Eboue Emmanuel Nicklas Bendtner Arsenal training
Any changing room that includes former Arsenal wing-back Emmanuel Eboue (left and top right) is unlikely to be a dull one. Speaking of Arsenal, we would be remiss not to mention the ego of Nicklas Bendtner (left) and the outspoken Emmanuel Frimpong (bottom right). What a trio.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The thing about Zlatan Ibrahimovic is that he's so imposing that whether you find a joke he's made funny or not, you'd still force a laugh. And there's always a possibility that the self-assured PSG and Sweden star was not actually joking.

Stephen Ireland

Ireland Stephen celebration tattoo
Former Manchester City midfielder Stephen Ireland has owned a £100,000 fish tank. He has also dropped his shorts when celebrating a goal.

David Luiz

David Luiz wide eyed celebration angry World Cup 2014 Brazil
Incident rarely seems far away from David Luiz when he and his excellent haircut are on the field for PSG or Brazil. When the Ligue 1 champions paid Chelsea £50 million for his signature, they certainly landed an absorbing character, as well as an unpredictable defender.

Thomas Muller

Muller Thomas lederhosen crowd
Thomas Muller takes his football very seriously. You only need to watch him wildly celebrate a tap in to see that. When the final whistle has blown, though, his more jovial side comes to the fore, and you may find him donning lederhosen or rallying the Bayern crowd with a microphone.

Alex Song

Alex Song
Just look at those light-up shoes (bottom right) on Alex Song and tell us you wouldn't look forward to his arrival at training each day.

 By Chris Wright

FM2015 fan simulates 1,000 years of football - Sheffield United are the best

Sheffield United are set to go on an impressive trophy run in the next 1,000 years.

For reasons we won't even pretend to fathom, one Football Manager 2015 fan has simulated the future of English football -- 1,000 years of future, to be specific.

After letting his manager "go on holiday" for 58 days straight, the gamer published his results on Reddit recently with the data revealing, perhaps a little surprisingly, that Sheffield United are set to emerge as the most dominant footballing force over the next millennium.

In fact, the Blades won the Premier League title on no more that...

 By Chris Wright

Bournemouth's Sylvain Distin doesn't know or care about football

Sylvain Distin has made more appearances than any other foreign outfield player in England.

Despite having more mileage on his clock than your average clapped-out Vauxhall Vectra, it would appear that Sylvain Distin really doesn't know an awful lot when it comes to football -- not that he's remotely concerned.

The 37-year-old defender, who recently signed for newly promoted Bournemouth, was given an intense grilling by The Sun recently and quickly proved that while, he loves to play football, he really doesn't have a clue when it comes to the trivia of his chosen trade.

When asked which...

 By Chris Wright

Former Newcastle striker Faustino Asprilla reunited with his lost horse

At long last, we can all sleep easy in our beds, safe in the knowledge that Faustino Asprilla has been reunited with his missing horse.

The £43,500 horse, named Lucas, has been missing since April 17 when Asprilla reportedly gave it away to a friend at a county fair.

According to The Guardian, the former Newcastle striker allowed his friend to ride Lucas in the parade at the Buga Fair but forgot to retrieve it.

Asprilla was subsequently forced to put up a £1,090 reward for the nag's safe...