Not only is the man a master tactician, a fine upstanding coach and one of football's most intriguing individuals, new Liverpool coach Jurgen Klopp is also an absolute devil with the one-liners.
1. On his slightly less-than-stellar playing days.
"I never succeeded in bringing to the field what was going on in my brain. I had the talent for the fifth division, and the mind for the Bundesliga. The result was a career in the second division."
2. On the defeat to Bayern Munich in the 2013 Champions...