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 By Chris Wright

Hammarby defender scores horrendous own goal

It's not often we get to feature action from the Damallsvenskan (the top flight of Swedish womens' football) here on Toe Poke so it's a shame that we're forced to kick off with an own-goal of hilariously epic proportions.

We join the just two minutes into the recent game between Orebro and Hammarby, with the ball being played rather innocuously back to the Hammarby goalkeeper.

However, the clearance is quickly closed down, softly ricocheting across the six-yard box to Hammarby defender Helen Eke.


 By Chris Wright

Yeovil thank opponents Barnet for tidying up after themselves

Yeovil beat Barnet 1-0 in the first round of the Johnstone's Paint Trophy on Tuesday evening but rather than revel in their narrow victory afterwards, the Glovers instead took to Twitter to thank their guests for their impeccable manners.

Indeed, it emerged that not only had the Barnet team cleaned up the dressing rooms after the game, they even gone as far as mopping the floor in an effort to leave the Yeovil premises in the same spotless condition they'd found them in.

 By Chris Wright

Harry Redknapp avoids gazebo while filming transfer analysis videos

Transfer deadline day just wouldn't be transfer deadline day without Harry Redknapp pitching up and nattering away at great length about just how good the likes of Peter "Crouchy" or Jermain "Defoey" or Niko "Kranjcary" really are.

However, rather than the "Range Rover door" setup he usually favours, the currently jobless 'Arry decided to wander down to an abandoned, boatyard, where he would run the rule over the morning's various comings and goings. And indeed, everything was pottering along nicely...

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De Gea Man United to Real Madrid transfer fail delivers Twitter gold

Take a look at some of the more comical images from Twitter following the continued David De Gea saga between Manchester United and Real Madrid.

Twitter, you win again.

Once again everyone's favorite source for football transfers delivered the best of the biggest transfer fail of the social media era, with Manchester United and Real Madrid reportedly failing to complete the transfer of goalkeeper David De Gea, thus keeping Keylor Navas in Madrid.

ESPN FC brings you the best of the transfer that never was, or that could still be..... We think. Maybe.

It started with this.

Arsenal's Calum Chambers slips playing rugby

With Arsenal teammate Aaron Ramsey narrating and capturing the moment, Calum Chambers attempted to play rugby. It didn't go very well.

Good try, Calum. Maybe stick to football. Or put on your boots.

 By Chris Wright

Man United ace Memphis Depay turns up to Netherlands duty in style

Memphis Depay reported for international duty with Netherlands on Monday looking like something straight out of a spaghetti western -- albeit a high plains drifter with incredibly expensive taste.

Appearing to have dipped into Clint Eastwood's wardrobe before leaving the house, all Memphis was missing was a sun-scorched squint, a cigarillo and his trusty horse.