As you're no doubt aware, as far as his live broadcasting career goes, Chris Kamara has a reputation for being a little bit, shall we say ... unpredictable.
Need we remind you of the infamous "Fratton Park Incident" in 2010, wherein an utterly bewildered Kamara, stationed at Portsmouth's ground as Sky Sports' roving reporter, somehow managed to completely miss Pompey defender Anthony Vanden Borre being red-carded against Blackburn: the sole moment of note in an otherwise featureless 0-0 draw.
Ever since that fateful day, "Kammy" has continued to be excellent value -- occasionally stumbling over his lines, missing his cues, and adding strange and vivid new idioms to the footballing lexicon ("fighting like beavers," anyone?).
Take his midmatch report for Saturday's Premier League tie between West Ham and Southampton, for example.
Oh, Kammy. Don't ever change!