Spotted milling around Wembley before yesterday's Community Shield, this Manchester City fan's ill-chosen 3/4-length cargo pants belied his deep, dark secret.
Can you spot the error in this picture?
Firstly, while they did technically win two trophies, we're not actually sure that you can call City's 2013/14 silverware haul of the Premier League and the League Cup "The Double".
Secondly, HE'S GOT A LIVERPOOL TATTOO.
We ask you: what is the world coming to?