Venezuela U20
Japan U20
LIVE 71'
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South Korea U20
Portugal U20
11:00 AM UTC
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Michigan Bucks
Saint Louis FC
12:00 AM UTC May 31, 2017
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Ivory Coast U20
Bahrain U20
3:00 PM UTC
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France U19
Wales U20
5:30 PM UTC
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Kawasaki Frontale
Muangthong United
10:00 AM UTC
Leg 2Aggregate: 3 - 1
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Kashima Antlers
Guangzhou Evergrande
10:00 AM UTC
Leg 2Aggregate: 0 - 1
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7:00 PM UTC
Leg 2Aggregate: 0 - 0
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Al Hilal
Esteghlal Khuzestan
7:30 PM UTC
Leg 2Aggregate: 2 - 1
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 By Chris Wright

Mertesacker emptiness

What we have here is the Manic Street Preachers' 1992 hit "Motorcycle Emptiness" but with the original lyrics replaced with names of German footballers and retitled "Mertesacker Emptiness".

It is a work of sheer, undiluted brilliance.

Sometimes you've just got to sit back from your screen, doff your proverbial cap and offer a polite ripple of appreciative applause.