As Francesco Totti prepared to come on in Verona last Saturday, a kid arose from the bench opposite and readied himself to do the same.
"Who are you?" the Roma captain asked a bashful Emanuel Vignato, who became the latest millennial to make his debut in Serie A.
There was a "Shouldn't you be in school?" feel to Totti's question. "He looks like he's 12," Totti shouted to Radja Nainggolan.
Vignato is actually 16. He's a winger and it's as yet unclear whether or not he'll fulfil his potential...